Memes 9

Solid Snake, ever the lone warrior against the hidden dangers of the world, makes a cryptic post on Nelly Furtado’s blog:

**”Nelly, the battlefield has changed, but the war remains the same. You’re being poisoned. Glyphosate—it’s everywhere. In your food, in the water, in the very air you breathe. The suits say it’s safe. But they said the same thing about Agent Orange. About asbestos. About leaded gasoline. Lies, all of it.

You ever hear the story of Moses and the crucified snake? The people were sick, dying from venomous bites. So God told Moses to lift a bronze serpent on a pole. Whoever saw it would live. The truth saved them.

History repeats itself. Look around. The venom is in the crops. In the bread you eat. In the wine you drink. But they don’t want you to see the snake.

Wake up, Nelly. The battlefield isn’t just warzones anymore—it’s your dinner plate. Fight back.”**

The post sits there, stark and ominous, waiting for Nelly—or whoever’s paying attention—to see the snake before it’s too late.

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Today’s Memes 8

Jelly’s Truth Memes – Part 8

? Truth of the Day: “They called it ‘pool water,’ but it was just a chemical soup.” – Joe

? Meme 1:
Image: A kid with red eyes and dry skin after swimming.
Text: “Swim they said… it’ll be fun they said. ?☠️ #ChlorineIsPoison #NewOrderOfPools”

? Meme 2:
Image: Nikola Tesla standing next to the Eiffel Tower, lightning striking in the background.
Text: “Imagine if we actually listened to this guy. Free energy, clean air, no oil wars. But no, enjoy your gas bill. ⚡? #TeslaWasRight #EnergyForThePeople”

? Meme 3:
Image: Brad Pitt looking at the LA skyline.
Text: “Bro, you spent millions on lawyers when you could’ve fed half of Skid Row. ?? #Priorities”

? Meme 4:
Image: Pope Pius XIII (Lenny Belardo) and Niko Bellic in deep discussion.
Text: “Forgive us our debts, not just our trespasses. Someone tell Vucic. #DebtJubileeNow”

? Meme 5:
Image: Andrew Tate posing next to his Bugatti.
Text: “CO2 is a scam? Bro, your car just burned a year’s worth of oxygen in 10 minutes. ?? #TakeTheTrain”

? Meme 6:
Image: Barack Obama giving a speech.
Text: “If JCJ and I stopped a war once, we can do it again. Let’s keep NYC safe. ?✊ #911NeverAgain”

? Meme 7:
Image: A Safeway aisle filled with overpriced, processed junk food.
Text: “The people at Safeway are starving… not from lack of food, but from lack of real food. ?❌? #PoisonOnEveryShelf”

? Meme 8:
Image: Tom Cruise looking at Clark Park with nostalgia.
Text: “The golden age isn’t over… we just need to bring it back. ?? #GreenFuture #NewClarkPark”

? Jelly asks: Which truth hurts the most today? ??

#StayWoke #JellyTruths

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Today’s Memes 7

Jelly’s Daily Memes – Part 7 (Posted on NellyFan.org)

Jelly:
“Alright, Nelly fans, it’s time for today’s truth drop. You love music, we love music—but are you listening to it the way it was meant to be heard?

“Most mainstream music is tuned to 440Hz, but did you know that 432Hz is the natural frequency of the universe? It aligns with nature, with harmony, with healing. They say 432Hz resonates with the heart, while 440Hz keeps you just a little out of sync. Coincidence? We don’t think so.”

“So here’s what you do: Convert your MP3s to 432Hz. There’s free software on SourceForge that lets you do it easily. Just search for ‘432Hz music converter’ and take back your frequencies. Play around with it, and let us know if you feel the difference.”

“Jelly always keeps it real. Stay tuned for more truth, more memes, and more ways to break free from the noise. #432Hz #MusicMatters #JellyKnows”

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