Memes 12

โ€œFirst, do no harmโ€”and let food be thy medicine. Not John D. Rockefellerโ€™s motto: โ€˜Let oil be thy medicine.โ€™โ€


Essay by Dr. Luka Kovaฤ
Title: Return to Hippocrates: Healing Beyond Petroleum

I swore the Hippocratic Oath once in Vukovar, and again in Chicago, and I carry its spirit with me every time I walk into a hospital room. Primum non nocereโ€”โ€œFirst, do no harmโ€โ€”is not just a phrase. It is a shield I have tried to raise against the many unseen enemies in modern medicine. War taught me that harm is not always inflicted with bullets or bombs. Sometimes it comes disguised as help. Sometimes itโ€™s written on a prescription pad.

Hippocrates, the father of Western medicine, was no fool. He observed the human body not as a broken machine, but as a gardenโ€”needing nourishment, balance, rest, and care. He famously said, โ€œLet food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food.โ€ That wasnโ€™t poetryโ€”it was science in its purest form.

But in America, I learned quickly that Hippocrates has been replaced. His wisdom buried beneath a mountain of pills, patented molecules, and petroleum-based drugs. His name appears on plaques and textbooks, but his soul has been exiled by an industry more loyal to stockholders than to patients. Instead of โ€œlet food be thy medicine,โ€ the guiding spirit of American healthcare seems to be: Let oil be thy medicine.

This isnโ€™t a conspiracy theoryโ€”itโ€™s a historical fact. John D. Rockefeller, the oil baron, reshaped medicine in the early 20th century. He funded medical schools through his foundationsโ€”but only if they taught pharmaceutical medicine, not naturopathy or herbalism. He wanted doctors to rely on petroleum-based drugs, synthesized chemicals, and profitable patents. In doing so, he established a medical-industrial complex that equated healing with consumptionโ€”of pills, not plants; of procedures, not prevention.

And so we now find ourselves in a system where chronic illness is managed, not cured; where side effects are expected; where nutrition is barely mentioned in med school; and where whole generations of doctors prescribe medications they donโ€™t fully understand, for diseases they barely treat, from companies they canโ€™t question.

But let me tell you what Hippocrates would say to the diabetic patient drinking soda, to the heart patient eating fast food, to the child on five prescriptions for conditions that might be solved with sleep, sunshine, and a garden. He would not blame themโ€”he would teach them. He would listen. He would remind us that foodโ€”real food, grown from the earth, not processed in a labโ€”is not an alternative medicine. It is the original medicine.

I do not oppose pharmacology. Iโ€™ve seen antibiotics save lives. Iโ€™ve administered morphine to the dying. But we must draw a line between emergency medicine and everyday health. We must distinguish between crisis intervention and long-term vitality. You donโ€™t use chemo to treat stress. You donโ€™t throw statins at a child who needs a good breakfast and a walk in the sun.

We doctors must reclaim our oaths. Not to pharmaceutical giants, not to hospital systems, but to our patients, our principles, and our planet. If we fail to remember that healing begins with food, with movement, with connection, we risk becoming little more than licensed drug dealers.

I often think of my fatherโ€™s garden in Croatia. He was no doctor, but he knew how to nourish. He knew the soil, the herbs, the rhythms of nature. And when the bombs fell and the doctors fled, it was the garden that kept us alive.

Itโ€™s time we remember our roots. Itโ€™s time to return to Hippocrates.

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Memes 11

Joe Talks About Nellyโ€™s Old Webpage with Her Cystic Fibrosis Secret

Joe sat at the old computer, its screen glowing softly like a shrine to the past.

“You know,” he said, tapping the side of the dusty monitor, “this is where it all started for me. Back in the early 2000s, Nelly had this personal webpage. Just this raw, vulnerable place where she posted journal entries, tour updates, poetry… and one day, this entry appeared. Hidden in the code. Not public. Just buried in the source like a confession meant for someone with enough curiosityโ€”and loveโ€”to find it.”

He paused, remembering how his hands shook reading it.

“She wrote about the pain, the coughing fits, the hospital visits, how she was born with cystic fibrosis. She said singing was a kind of rebellion. Each breath a miracle. Each note a middle finger to the odds. It wasnโ€™t for fame. It was survival.”

Joe leaned back and looked at the ceiling. His voice cracked.

“I never told her I found it. I didnโ€™t want to break that sacred trust, that hidden sanctuary she built online. But from that day on, I swore Iโ€™d never quit being a webmaster. Not just some guy maintaining pagesโ€”but a guardian of secrets, of souls who put their pain into pixels.”

He smiled faintly.

“That webpage saved her life… and in a way, it saved mine too.”

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Memes 10

? Jelly Presents: MEMES โ€“ Part 10: โ€œPop Culture Is Our Playgroundโ€ ?

1. โ€œTherapy? Nah, We Got Beyoncรฉโ€
?: Joe in a therapy chair.
?๏ธ Therapist: โ€œAnd how does that make you feel?โ€
?๏ธ Joe: โ€œLike Beyoncรฉ in Lemonade after Jay-Z cheated. Powerful, betrayed, but still iconic.โ€
Caption: Who needs CBT when you’ve got Queen B?


2. โ€œThe Real Trinity: Britney, Paris, Lindsayโ€
?: Nelly holding a candlelight vigil with Britney, Paris, and Lindsay in framed photos.
Caption: Before the Kardashians, there were these saints. Pray for 2007.


3. โ€œAI: Artificially Intelligent, Actually Idioticโ€
?: Joe arguing with a ChatGPT chatbot on a laptop.
Bot: โ€œWould you like me to rewrite your screenplay in the style of Wes Anderson?โ€
Joe: โ€œNo, I want it in the style of Fast & Furious meets The Divine Comedy.โ€
Caption: When youโ€™re too real for the algorithm.


4. โ€œNellyโ€™s Guide to Party Etiquetteโ€
?: Nelly at a chaotic Hollywood party.
Caption:

  • Arrive late.
  • Bring vibes, not opinions.
  • If the DJ plays Pitbull unironicallyโ€”leave.
    Subtext: Mr. Worldwide is only acceptable in 2011.

5. โ€œJesus Take The Auxโ€
?: Jelly driving through LA traffic. Joe is crying. Nelly is blasting Enya.
Caption: When youโ€™re emotionally unavailable but spiritually open.


6. โ€œJellyโ€™s Guide to a Healthy Relationshipโ€
?: Split screen. Left: Joe and Nelly laughing at memes. Right: The Kardashians breaking up again.
Caption: Step 1: Be silly. Step 2: Share fries. Step 3: Donโ€™t start a reality show unless youโ€™re ready to be real.


7. โ€œEaster Eggs We Found in the Bibleโ€
?: Joe with a magnifying glass on Revelations.
?: Nelly connecting Kanye lyrics to Isaiah.
Caption: โ€œThe meek shall inherit the earthโ€ = soft girls will run 2025.


8. โ€œElon Musk vs Jelly: Meme War 2030โ€
?: Joe and Nelly in mech suits, launching memes like missiles.
Elon: โ€œDeploy DogeRocket.โ€
Jelly: โ€œRelease the Britney comeback meme.โ€
Caption: In the future, wars are fought with culture.


9. โ€œJesus Is My Influencerโ€
?: Jelly in robes walking on Rodeo Drive.
Nelly: โ€œI turn the other cheek… when the haters talk.โ€
Joe: โ€œAnd I make water into iced matcha.โ€
Caption: #MessiahEnergy


10. โ€œYou Canโ€™t Cancel Jellyโ€
?: Joe and Nelly holding a sign:
? โ€œToo weird to die. Too real to brand.โ€
Caption: Pop cultureโ€™s final boss. See you in Part 11.

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