Snake Quits Smoking

Title: โ€œThe Last Cigaretteโ€
Written by Joseph C. Jukic


INT. ABANDONED CHURCH โ€“ NIGHT

Rain drums against the roof of a bombed-out cathedral. Candlelight flickers across cracked statues and bullet-ridden stained glass.

SOLID SNAKE sits in the front pew, lighting his last cigarette with shaky hands. His sneaking suit is torn, his bandana soaked. The missionโ€™s overโ€”but the war inside isnโ€™t.

He exhales a plume of smoke that drifts toward a half-broken crucifix above the altar.

SNAKE
(to himself)
They told me nicotine keeps the nerves sharp… but all it does is remind me Iโ€™m still human.

A quiet voice answers from the shadows.

JESUS (O.S.)
And being human… is not a weakness, Snake.

Snake stiffens, reaching for his SOCOM pistolโ€”then stops.

A man steps into the light, barefoot, wearing a simple robe. His hair glows faintly in the candlelight, but his presence feels heavier than any weapon.

SNAKE
Who are you supposed to be… another hallucination?

JESUS
Youโ€™ve seen many ghosts, my son. But I am not one of them.

Snake studies him, suspicion melting into an uneasy calm.

SNAKE
…Jesus Christ.

JESUS
Youโ€™ve been calling my name for years, Snakeโ€”every time you took a breath between battles.

Jesus sits beside him. Snake looks at the cigarette, then at the nail wounds on Jesusโ€™ hands.

SNAKE
Iโ€™ve seen men die for a cause, seen clones made in your image, soldiers built to kill. You think one cigarette matters in a world like that?

JESUS
A small fire can still burn down a house.

Jesus takes the cigarette from Snakeโ€™s lips, holding it gently. The ember glows red like a dying sun.

JESUS (contโ€™d)
This isnโ€™t about smoke or lungs. Itโ€™s about what you crave when you think youโ€™re alone.

Snake looks away.

SNAKE
You werenโ€™t there in the jungle. You werenโ€™t there when I watched my brothers die. I needed somethingโ€”anythingโ€”to quiet the ghosts.

JESUS
I was there, Snake.
Every time you pulled the trigger and felt remorse, I was the silence after the shot.
Every time you lit one of these, I waited for you to remember you were already free.

Jesus crushes the cigarette between his fingers. No smoke, no ashโ€”just light.

SNAKE
So what now? You gonna heal me with some miracle?

JESUS
No. Youโ€™ll heal yourself.
Youโ€™ve carried burdens for nations, but never learned to carry peace for yourself.

Snake leans forward, his breath heavy.

SNAKE
Peaceโ€ฆ doesnโ€™t come easy.

JESUS
Neither did the cross.

They sit in silence. Rain stops. The first light of dawn cuts through the broken glass, casting a rainbow on the altar.

Snake looks down at the empty pack of cigarettes and drops it into the offering box.

SNAKE
Guess thatโ€™s my confession.

JESUS
And your redemption.

Jesus rises and walks toward the exit. Before leaving, he turns back.

JESUS
The battlefieldโ€™s not out there anymore, Snake. Itโ€™s in here. (touches his chest)
Fight wisely.

Snake nods, his voice gravelly but clear.

SNAKE
…Mission accepted.


EXT. CHURCH โ€“ DAWN

Snake steps outside. No smoke, no shadow. Just breath.

He looks at the rising sun, the horizon glowing like a rebirth.

SNAKE (V.O.)
They say old soldiers never die. Maybe they just stop running from themselves.

He walks into the lightโ€”unarmed, unafraid.

FADE OUT.
THE END.

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A Church Built With Rock

Pope Pius XIII sat across from Father Peter in the quiet rectory, the faint smell of cedar and incense lingering in the air. The popeโ€™s white cassock seemed to glow in the dim light of the burning candles.

โ€œPeter,โ€ he said gravely, โ€œthese fires consuming wooden churches across Canadaโ€ฆ we must admit, it is our own fault. The sins against the children of the First Nations were not just crimes of the body, but of the soul. We failed to protect innocence โ€” and innocence does not forget.โ€

Father Peter lowered his head. โ€œHoly Father, the people are angry. They say we deserve the flames.โ€

Pius XIII nodded slowly. โ€œYesโ€ฆ but justice must not become vengeance. Trudeau gives them words โ€” truth and reconciliation, he says โ€” but what truth is spoken when his lips still drip with politics? The people do not want speeches, Peter. They want repentance. They want action. They want someone to stop talking moistly and start cleansing the rot.โ€

The old priest sighed, his fingers fidgeting with his rosary. โ€œThey came here last week, Your Holiness. They wanted to spray graffiti across the church doors โ€” โ€˜No forgiveness without truth.โ€™ Butโ€ฆ they stopped. Itโ€™s as if someone calmed them.โ€

The Young Pope smiled faintly, his eyes fierce and knowing. โ€œI did, Father. I am the vicar of Christ, and I whispered into their hearts that this house, though flawed, still shelters souls. They saw that your church โ€” unlike the others โ€” is not made of wood but of rock. The Freemasons may have laid its foundation, but God preserved it from the flames.โ€

Father Peter looked up, astonished. โ€œYou meanโ€ฆ divine protection?โ€

โ€œDivine irony,โ€ Pius XIII corrected. โ€œThe Freemasons, once condemned by the papacy, built a church that endures while our own wooden idols crumble. Perhaps God is telling us something โ€” that truth, not pride, is the real cornerstone.โ€

He stood, the candlelight flickering across his solemn face. โ€œLet the wooden ones burn, Peter. Let the lies turn to ash. Only stone can survive the fire โ€” stone, and the truth.โ€

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Cro Cop Conspiracy

INT. DIMLY LIT GYM โ€“ NIGHT

The smell of iron and sweat hangs in the air. Heavy bags sway, chains rattle. MIRKO CRO COP wraps his fists. ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER pumps a slow set of curls. SYLVESTER STALLONE shadowboxes in silence.

JOE GILMORE (Martial Law) enters, Bible tucked under his arm, his face hard but uncertain.

He opens to Ecclesiastes 4:12 and reads aloud:

JOE
“Though one may be overpowered, two can defend themselves. A cord of three strands is not quickly broken.”

Joe shuts the book with a snap. His eyes scan the three legends.

JOE (CONT’D)
Whereโ€™s my backup? You expect me to walk into the Zone after the war and join the cops alone? Thatโ€™s a death wish.

CRO COP (quiet, grim)
In my country, backup comes late. By then, the morgue is full.

ARNOLD (voice deep, deliberate)
You donโ€™t go to war alone, Joe. Even the strongest manโ€ฆ needs his brothers.

STALLONE (raspy, pacing)
Yeah, but brothers ainโ€™t always there when the bullets fly. You gotta make โ€™em stand with you.

Joe looks at them, his jaw clenched.

JOE
If I step into that uniform, Iโ€™m not a copโ€”Iโ€™m a target. Unlessโ€ฆ unless the four of us ride.

He pauses.

JOE (CONT’D)
The Four White Cop Horsemen.

The gym falls silent. The heavy bag stops swinging, like the world itself is listening.

CRO COP finally nods, cracking his knuckles.

CRO COP
Then letโ€™s ride.

The camera pans across the four menโ€”Joe, Cro Cop, Arnold, Stalloneโ€”each with their scars, each with their demons. The faint echo of hoofbeats thunders under the silence.

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