A Church Built With Rock

Pope Pius XIII sat across from Father Peter in the quiet rectory, the faint smell of cedar and incense lingering in the air. The popeโ€™s white cassock seemed to glow in the dim light of the burning candles.

โ€œPeter,โ€ he said gravely, โ€œthese fires consuming wooden churches across Canadaโ€ฆ we must admit, it is our own fault. The sins against the children of the First Nations were not just crimes of the body, but of the soul. We failed to protect innocence โ€” and innocence does not forget.โ€

Father Peter lowered his head. โ€œHoly Father, the people are angry. They say we deserve the flames.โ€

Pius XIII nodded slowly. โ€œYesโ€ฆ but justice must not become vengeance. Trudeau gives them words โ€” truth and reconciliation, he says โ€” but what truth is spoken when his lips still drip with politics? The people do not want speeches, Peter. They want repentance. They want action. They want someone to stop talking moistly and start cleansing the rot.โ€

The old priest sighed, his fingers fidgeting with his rosary. โ€œThey came here last week, Your Holiness. They wanted to spray graffiti across the church doors โ€” โ€˜No forgiveness without truth.โ€™ Butโ€ฆ they stopped. Itโ€™s as if someone calmed them.โ€

The Young Pope smiled faintly, his eyes fierce and knowing. โ€œI did, Father. I am the vicar of Christ, and I whispered into their hearts that this house, though flawed, still shelters souls. They saw that your church โ€” unlike the others โ€” is not made of wood but of rock. The Freemasons may have laid its foundation, but God preserved it from the flames.โ€

Father Peter looked up, astonished. โ€œYou meanโ€ฆ divine protection?โ€

โ€œDivine irony,โ€ Pius XIII corrected. โ€œThe Freemasons, once condemned by the papacy, built a church that endures while our own wooden idols crumble. Perhaps God is telling us something โ€” that truth, not pride, is the real cornerstone.โ€

He stood, the candlelight flickering across his solemn face. โ€œLet the wooden ones burn, Peter. Let the lies turn to ash. Only stone can survive the fire โ€” stone, and the truth.โ€

Pope Gelasius II

[The Apostolic Palace, Rome. A televised Vatican address. The curtains part. The Young Pope appears, stern but glowing. Behind him, a man of deep convictionโ€”Father Sebastian from Haitiโ€”awaits his name.]

Pope Pius XIII (Lenny Belardo):

โ€œThe hour is late, and the Church has wandered in the wilderness too long. We need fire, not incense. We need truth, not etiquette. And we need a pope from the people.

From the mountains of Haiti rises a priest of thunder, a shepherd of sorrow, a healer who walks barefoot where angels fear to tread.

I name Father Sebastian of Our Lady of Fatimaโ€ฆ
Pope Gelasius the Second.

[Gasps from the College of Cardinals. A few faint. One clutches his rosary like a weapon.]

โ€œAnd he comes not empty-handedโ€”but with the gold of Revelation 3:18.
Not the gold of bankers, but the gold of prophecy.
Not Wall Street’s gold. Godโ€™s gold.
Iridiumโ€”pure, untouchable, forged in heaven’s fire and buried in the Haitian earth like a covenant.

And unlike the merchants who hoard, Pope Gelasius II will tithe.
Ten percent of every gram, every ingot, every cosmic crumb of this gold shall go to the poor.
Or perhapsโ€”he will split it. Croatian style. Fifty-fifty. Half to Rome. Half to the streets. No offshore. No tricks. Just bread and medicine.

The time of white lies in white robes is over.
Itโ€™s time for black truth in black cassocks.

The Church is no longer for sale.
The Church is back.

Trump Space Force Medicine

INT. SPACE FORCE BRIEFING ROOM โ€“ NIGHT

An American flag flaps dramatically. A digital sign reads โ€œKENNEDY SPACE FORCE MEDICINE HQ.โ€ RFK JR. and DONALD TRUMP are facing off, tension thick as Florida humidity. Secret Service on standby. A monitor behind them flashes images of astronauts holding IV bags in zero-G.

TRUMP
Look, folks, I built this. I drained the swamp โ€” completely drained, bone dry โ€” and what did we find under all that slime? Kennedy Space Force Medicine. Mine. The best. Tremendous medicine. Space pills, floating vaccines โ€” all because of me.

RFK JR.
You drained the swamp and found a Kennedy program? That’s like saying you went digging and found Camelot under Mar-a-Lago. This was named after my family โ€” the Kennedy family. My uncle started NASA, my father inspired a generation. And now? Another Kennedy project hijacked.

TRUMP
Hijacked? No no no, Bobby. I liberated it. Your family had it cursed! Marilyn, Chappaquiddick, even the moon landing โ€” all of it, just bad luck. But me? I took the curse off with my executive order and some bleach. It’s called leadership.

RFK JR.
Your bleach can’t cleanse generational tragedy, Donald. This was supposed to be for healing โ€” for the people. Now you’re using it to sell holographic Trump vitamins to billionaires on Mars.

TRUMP
And they’re selling very well, by the way. Vitamin T โ€” T for Trump. Also stands for tremendous. You’re welcome.

RFK JR.
You’re turning the legacy of Camelot into Qamelot. The Kennedy Space Force was about vision. You’re making it a brand.

TRUMP
Everything great is a brand, Bobby. Even America. Youโ€™re just jealous the Kennedy curse met the Trump Touchโ„ข. Sad!

RFJ Jr. slaps the control panel. A hologram of JFK appears, spinning slowly.

JFK HOLOGRAM
Ask not what your orbital medicine can do for you… ask what you can do for your orbital medicine.

TRUMP
See? Even your uncle agrees with me.

RFK JR.
…This family is cursed.


Who really owns Kennedy Space Force Medicine? The courts are still trying to figure it out, but Elon Musk just tweeted โ€œIโ€™ll buy it.โ€