Today’s Memes 3

Here are some meme ideas for Day 3 of “Jelly’s Hard Truths” featuring Joe and Nelly:


  1. Too Much Sugar
    • Image: Nelly holding a giant cupcake, looking skeptical. Joe stands beside her with a sugar packet in hand, shaking his head.
    • Caption:
      Nelly: “One cupcake wonโ€™t hurt, right?”
      Joe: “Thatโ€™s what they said about the first 50 grams.”
      #SugarCoatedLies #JellyKnowsBest

  1. Big Pharma
    • Image: Joe and Nelly standing in lab coats, pointing at a giant prescription bottle labeled “Profit > People.”
    • Caption:
      “Big Pharma: ‘Trust us, we care about your health.’
      Jelly: ‘Weโ€™ve seen your receipts.'”
      #FollowTheMoney #JellyTruthBombs

  1. Vaccines
    • Image: Nelly and Joe debating over a chart showing vaccine schedules.
    • Caption:
      Joe: “Weโ€™re not anti-vax, weโ€™re pro-ask-questions.”
      Nelly: “Because informed consent isnโ€™t a conspiracy.”
      #ThinkBeforeYouJab #JellySpeaksTruth

NOW YOU KNOW!

AND KNOWING IS HALF THE BATTLE!

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Today’s Memes 2

INT. LIVING ROOM โ€“ NIGHT
Joe and Nelly sit on the couch, the glow of a laptop lighting their faces. Nelly is wrapped in a blanket, sipping tea, while Joe scrolls through his Facebook feed with a mischievous grin.

NELLY
(raising an eyebrow)
Whatโ€™s with the smirk? You found something good, didnโ€™t you?

JOE
(grinning, turning the laptop toward her)
Oh, you have no idea. These are my top-tier memes from my Facebook friends. Brace yourself.

NELLY
(laughing)
Alright, hit me.

JOE
(pointing to the screen)
First up: โ€œWhen you realize youโ€™re the โ€˜beforeโ€™ picture in someone elseโ€™s glow-up story.โ€

Nelly snorts, nearly spilling her tea.

NELLY
Okay, thatโ€™s painfully relatable. What else?

JOE
(scrolling)
This oneโ€™s from my friend whoโ€™s way too into conspiracy theories. Itโ€™s a picture of a cat with glowing eyes, and the caption says: โ€œWhen you realize the lizard people are just cats in disguise.โ€

NELLY
(laughing harder)
Stop! My ribs canโ€™t take this.

JOE
(mock serious)
No stopping now. Hereโ€™s a classic: A guy holding a sign that says, โ€œWhy is it called a โ€˜bank runโ€™ when I canโ€™t even jog to the ATM?โ€

NELLY
(gasping for air between laughs)
That oneโ€™s too real.

JOE
(leaning back, satisfied)
And finally, my personal favorite. A picture of a golden calf statue, and the caption says: โ€œWhen you thought you were worshipping God, but it was actually your 401(k).โ€

Nelly bursts into laughter, nearly spilling her tea again.

NELLY
Joe, your Facebook friends are unhinged.

JOE
(grinning)
Unhinged but brilliant. Sometimes, you just need a good meme to remind you not to take life too seriously.

NELLY
(smiling, leaning back)
Thanks for that. I needed the laugh.

JOE
(closing the laptop)
Anytime. Laughterโ€™s the best medicine, right? Well, second best.

NELLY
(grinning)
Whatโ€™s the first?

JOE
(winking)
The love of a good Facebook friend, obviously.

Nelly shakes her head, laughing as the two settle into the warmth of their shared humor.

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Touched By…

the female hand of G

Didn’t know it, but of course i was.

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